by Georg Danzer
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A Hackler foaht mit'n Moped
vom Heurigen nach Haus'
isst Kirsch'n zwen'gan Mundgeruch
und spuckt die Kerne aus
auf amoi kummt a Spuatwog'n
drin' sitzt ein feiner Herr
der g'riagt an Kern ins Äug'l
und fäu't natürlich sehr
schon bei der nächsten Kreizung
holt er des Moped ein,
und schreit in seiner Gach'n
sie sind vielleicht ein Schwein
sie Ungust'l sie schiacha
der Hackler g'riagt an Hoss
er spuckt in letzten Kern aus
und sogt zu eahm wass't wos....
Refrain:
Hupf in Gatsch
und schlog' a Wölln
oba tua mi do net quö'ln
Hupf in Gatsch
und gib a Ruh,
sonst schliess ich Dir die Augen zu....
so an Oamutschgal wie Dir schenk' ich an Schülling
oda na i gib da zwa donn bist a Zwülling,
wö aner allan konn doch net so deppert sein,
Hupf in Gatsch und grob di ein...
Verse 2:
Wie er daun später z'haus kummt
liegt seine Frau im Bett
sie mocht a Batz'n Schnoferl,
und sagt: Bist wieda Fett
Du stinkst scho' von da Weit'n
geh stöll die unter'd Dusch'
er ziahgt sie seine Schuach aus
und sogt: Na bitte Kusch...
[Refrain]
by Georg Danzer
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Jump into the Sludge [Get lost!]
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A blue-collar worker's driving home
from the tavern on his motorbike
eating cherries 'cause he's been drinking
and spits out the pits.
Suddenly, along comes a sports car
with a classy mister inside
who catches a pit with his eye
and of course it stinks a lot
Just at the next crossroads
he catches up with the bike,
and shouts in his anger
"You're such a pig!"
"You nasty sleazebag!"
The worker gets worked up,
spits out the last pit
and tells him "ya know what?..
Chorus:
Jump into the sludge
and go make waves there [dialect for get lost, i don't care]
But stop tormenting me here
Jump into the sludge
and leave me in peace,
or I'll go ahead and close your eyes...
I wouldn't even give a Schilling to a pathetic guy like you, [Schilling = ~ 7 euro cents]
no, wait, I'll give you two, 'cause you're a twin
Because one person alone can't possibly be that dorky
Jump into the sludge and dig yourself in... "
Later on when he comes home
his wife's already in bed
she grimaces and says
"Are you drunk again?
I can smell you from afar,
c'mon and get a shower!"
He takes of his shoes
and says "Oh c'mon shut up...
[Chorus]